Ahoy there, Matey! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day in these here parts. In honor of such event, I be wantin' to share with all ye scallywags some of me favorite observations of our brethren.
-How do pirates like to vacation? In an aaaaaaaaRV!
-What kind of socks do pirates prefer? Aaaaaaargyle!
-Whats a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? (R?) No, the C!
And last, but by no means the least:
-What do pirates use to clean up spills on the deck? Bouuuuunty!
Credit for these treasures goes to me pappy, who be captain of a vessel in the Disney World fleet and the scourge of the Seven Seas Lagoon! He and his mates torture their prisoners with these voyage after voyage.
And if ye don't be liken' it, ye can walk the plank!